今日阿婆金句

卓韻芝_今日阿婆金句
外婆早前進行去除白內障手術,姨姨命她要少看電視;沒電視看,讓她明顯地坐立不安。

婆:下...八號風球喎...

我:咁又點呢?

婆:不如開電視睇下出面有無落雨

我:你行去個窗咪睇到囉

婆:唔...會唔會...有事發生呢?

我:有咩事會發生?

婆:可能開電視就知

我:我唔洗睇電視,我有電腦

婆:你成日唔睇電視,咩都唔知,我幫你開

我:唔洗!(我睇你忍得幾耐)

婆:下,八號風球喎,可能個電視會壞左都未定

我:開啦!吹水!

婆婆好開心地開電視。

我:個電視無壞,你可以熄啦!

婆:可能一陣壞都未定,我個幫你睇住...你入去做嘢啦!
('-.-) (-.-')

喂,多謝曬喎,咁幫忙!
自己想睇電視又變左幫我...條女真係好蠱惑...


17 comments:

Anonymous said...

哈哈, 芝個婆婆好正

Anonymous said...

你應拉你阿婆上台做棟篤笑

tah taryn said...

悄悄告诉你我公公以前的笑话。公公胆生石要开刀动手术,医生将他的胆石取出来后告诉他说你的胆石大得像颗糖果,可以当糖吃。公公非常认真。然后当公公见到我爸便告诉我爸说这胆石原来是颗糖果,你试试看味道好吃吗?当时我爸听了真的哭笑不得!!

tah taryn said...

悄悄告诉你我公公以前的笑话。公公胆生石要开刀动手术,医生将他的胆石取出来后告诉他说你的胆石大得像颗糖果,可以当糖吃。公公非常认真。然后当公公见到我爸便告诉我爸说这胆石原来是颗糖果,你试试看味道好吃吗?当时我爸听了真的哭笑不得!!

tah taryn said...

悄悄告诉你我公公以前的笑话。公公胆生石要开刀动手术,医生将他的胆石取出来后告诉他说你的胆石大得像颗糖果,可以当糖吃。公公非常认真。然后当公公见到我爸便告诉我爸说这胆石原来是颗糖果,你试试看味道好吃吗?当时我爸听了真的哭笑不得!!

Anonymous said...

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卓韻芝 said...

yes! granny rocks!! • •

卓韻芝 said...

re: tah taryn
 g: 感谢你的留言。他们是高智慧生物,比我们强劲多倍! • •

Rhonda said...

哈哈婆婆真係好可愛!《今日阿婆金句》其中一篇講死亡既,講婆婆唔怕死,最怕就係死唔去果一段我睇完好感慨...... 因為我家女麻女麻最近都講過同一番說話。佢地最怕既,係連累到子子孫孫,死唔去訓晌病床上要麻煩我地照顧,連到生命就快走到盡頭都係以我們行先,好心酸啊....

Unknown said...

開心, 終於買左...一口氣睇左一大半...其中<>一篇, 感到你婆婆在你背後的支持...眼框紅了T_T~~一路睇一路睇~~我都好掛住我婆婆, 好羨慕有婆婆鍚~~希望你們每天開心^^

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